This is kind of brilliant. The last place a mugger would look for your money is in the belt that, in its own way, is a pathetic attempt to say, “Look at me! I’ve got money!” And the mugger probably wouldn’t steal the belt unless, by some strange coincidence, he had the same initials as you, and had a similar desire to let people know he’s got money. And even in that case he’d probably end up walking around with the belt on, completely unaware of the money hidden inside. And would surely give you some kind of sad satisfaction.